The Ten Commandments of DeviantART

1. Thou shalt not put thyself before the art, or any idols of selfishness.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of deviantART in vain, nor claim it as thy own, or face penalty of banishment.

3. Thou shalt keep holy the forums and shoutbox, and only speak of adequate material in appropriate forum.

4. Thou shalt honor thy administrators and staff members, for they are the keepers of the peace and of the maintenance.

5. Thou shalt not kill a horse, only to continue to pummel its carcass on the wall of text that is the Forum.

6. Thou shalt not commit adultery of the Favourites system, such abuse is not tolerated and will result in the ceremonial urine-saturated March of the Banished.

7. Thou shalt not steal, for it is indeed ripping that marks the beginning of the loss of fairness, and the fairness must be kept at all costs. Such a transgression will result in the immediate ceremonial castration followed by ten-hour anal probing. Then the collective rectum will fart on thee.

8. Thou shalt not bear false witness to the community. Ban evasion under a different account will end in permanent testicle (or nipple, if you have none) clamps to be attached as well as elimination of thy account. But especially the ball-clamp thing.

9. Thou shalt not sling diminutive racial, anti-semitic, or other slurs upon the face of a fellow deviant, else mutate into the manifested excrement of :devcalmius:, which would totally suck balls.

10. Thou shalt not submit artistic (or just plain sleazy) nudity onto the site if the model in question is under 18 years of age, or else God will kill a kitten, you pervs.

Yea, this is the word of the Lord, our Policy. Go in peace, spread the word!